This year has been a good one for me because of the many women I have had. Each of these women come with their own issues, so as the year comes to an end, I decided to do this on the attributes of each one of them, plus why we stayed together or broke up.
Mayowa, like Morocco was laid back too
Mayowa was too secretive and laid back for my liking, but we lasted a long time because she had a gift of giving when it mattered.
She had a strong defensive wall, and would not say much about herself. She was not shy, but just would not talk much. No matter how hard I tried to know about her past, I met a brick wall, but there was something about Mayowa that in spite of her uptightness, I could not just let her go. In fits and starts, she came alive, then sank into her shell again.
If, you’re going to have a girlfriend like Mayowa, you must be a very patient person, and I really was.
Selina and Benita were a bloody waste of time
When I met Selina and Benita, I thought they were the real deal. They talked too much; they acted like they were all that; they dressed well, were pretty and talked loud, as though the world would end without them.
Just like Spain and Belgium, Selina and Benita could not walk the talk. There was no connectivity between us, romance was poor, and the sex life was horrible. I kicked them out almost as soon as I met them, because it was a relationship that was dead on arrival.
If your woman is like Qatar, Iran, Wales or Canada, please run
Queen, Ibuchim, Wenenda and Chinyere were the most useless girls I met this year. They certainly reminded me of Qatar, Iran, Wales and Canada at the World Cup. Not pretty, had nothing to offer too. Could not cook, could not hold a conversation, were not intelligent, not good in bed, and before I knew it, they were gone, as fast as they came into my life. Good riddance to bad rubbish! Never again will I date girls like those.
Stella, like Senegal, just flattered to deceive
Stella came with a reputation. She was the prettiest girl in her street and all the guys there wanted her, but I did not live on her street and I was more high class than where she came from.
How did she perform? Total fail. She tried to make a good first impression, but without her biggest endowment, which was her make up, she lacked confidence in herself and I had to let her go.
Stella was the kind we called a local champion. She dey like village beauty wey no get level for township. {She was like a pretty girl from the rural areas, who lacked self-esteem when they came out to the city}
Stella was certainly only fit for her class of people. She did not have the ability to step up.
Soso was like Saudi Arabia; I can’t deal
When I met Soso, Justina, Tamara, Claudia and Constance, at different times, I never thought they were going to be worth my while.
They didn’t look like the type that matched my standard, but I decided to go with them, anyways. Just like Japan, Tunisia, Costa Rica and Cameroon, they made good first impressions, but like a vapour, they fizzled out like what they originally were. The start of the relationship made it seem like something good was going to come out of it, but like what they were- Not my type.
They were classic cases of ‘You can take the girl out of the ghetto, but cannot take the ghetto out of the girl’
Typical Saudi Arabia, Japan, Tunisia, Costa Rica and Cameroon. Win one match and they are gone. Silly girls.
Gwen, like Ghana came with revenge in mind
The age old saying, goes, “Never return to your old girl friend,” and that was what played out in my short relationship with Gwen, early this year.
Gwen came back into my life after a bitter break up some years ago, but like Ghana, rather than enjoy the success of a new and good relationship, all she had was revenge on her mind. She could never stay focused. She wanted to prove that she was not wrong the last time out; she wanted to prove she was cheated the last time out; she wanted to prove everything was against her. As a result of this, everything about the relationship suffered and she had to go.
Sad! I do not ever want to have a girl like Ghana that never focusses on the prize, or rather, I will never go back to my old girl friend.
Ugomma, like USA just had pride
Ugomma, like USA was just so full of pride, yet delivered on nothing. She came from a very rich home and grew up getting everything she wanted, so she failed to realize she is in a relationship, which was supposed to be give and take.
She wore expensive apparel and her jewelry were out of this world, but there is more to a relationship than being well to do.
She always carried herself with an air of authority, had a chauffeur driven car, and lived like she thought she owned the world, but her attributes as a girl friend were nonexistent. She was a complete and crying shame. No romance, couldn’t love back and couldn’t take the relationship to the next level. She had to go, and she did go.
Esther was like England, overrated herself
Esther could not last the distance, but she thought she was the best thing since sliced bread. Esther and Grace, like England and Germany believed they were the best, but were just overrated.
They moved around as though they were much sought after, and believed in their heads that it was the case, but no one cared about them, because they were really nothing.
Their cooking skills were terrible, housekeeping skills were worse. Most of all, they were not romantic and the sex? A crying shame.
I never ever want to meet girls like Esther and Grace. It is a good thing they got out of my life fast.
Cynthia was too difficult, just like Croatia
You do not ever want to meet a girl like Cynthia. Just like Croatia, she was too difficult to break down.
She is always uptight and would never freely engage in discussions. Cynthia, in bed was too difficult to please. She never opened up to anything and never showed any excitement over what she was doing. It was only when she hit orgasm that she showed any ounce of excitement, then went back to her normal difficult posture.
She would not smile, so laughing was almost impossible. You would think she was a serial killer.
Kai! Cynthia! She found a way, though, to keep the relationship going for so long. There was just something about her that kept me wanting to stay on with her, but like Croatia, I no want again. She was around, played her part and lasted a bit.
Busola was the best, but…
Busola was the best. Just like Brazil she was everything a man wanted in a woman. She was very pretty and she knew it. She had all the right features and she also knew it. She was the life of the party and she knew it.
I was always happy when Busola was around, and why wouldn’t I be. She would start dancing when music played, she would crack jokes and she would entertain friends that came to the house. Busola is any man’s dream girl. Busola in bed, was even better. She knew all the moves, and her orgasm was multiple times, any man’s delight.
She carried herself with an air of authority, because she knew she had it all. The thing however, is that, like Brazil, she would not last. And just when I was thinking, of making my relationship with Busola a long term thing, she was gone. Just like that. Shet!
Franca, like France was dogged
You would always want to meet a girl like Franca. She was pretty and she knew it. She may have grown up from the streets but did well for herself and she knew she has done well.
She was determined to make it work and it was as if she prepared specially for every day we met. Each time I met with Franca, she offered something new. There was hardly a dull moment with her, even though she was more rigid than Busola, she was more result oriented.
Franca was an achiever. She would set her mind to do a thing, either for herself or the relationship and would not rest until she achieved it.
Franca stood the test of time and I will always remember the time we spent together. She ticked all the boxes.
Angela, like Argentina, and I stuck with her
Angela, was not exactly in the league of Busola. When we first met, I did not think she was going to be good enough, but she was determined. Maybe, it was because age was not on her side? Maybe, because she had been into four failed relationships recently that did not work because she did not put in her best efforts?
Who knows, but she was determined to succeed this time. Against all odds, she rose from the ashes, and whenever it seemed as though it would be over between us, she brought the relationship back alive
At every turn, she put in her best and every time there would have been an issue, Angela was going to sort it out herself, do even more to ensure she was still in the game.
Angela was not the prettiest girl around, but she did what she had to do to keep the relationship alive. Angela is a good girl, and she won my heart and I decided to stay with her.
The rest of the best
The FIFA football World Cup comes every four years and it is a one month long event that the World looks forward too. For the football, the entertainment, the fashion, the tourism, just name it, and you can find it at the World Cup.
Did you enjoy the World Cup? Can you relate the teams to some of my girlfriends? Do you have or have you ever had a girlfriend that you can relate to any of the teams that played in the World Cup? What kind of girlfriend have you had this year? Or boyfriend too? Can you share?
Mayowa, like Morocco was laid back too
Mayowa was too secretive and laid back for my liking, but we lasted a long time because she had a gift of giving when it mattered.
She had a strong defensive wall, and would not say much about herself. She was not shy, but just would not talk much. No matter how hard I tried to know about her past, I met a brick wall, but there was something about Mayowa that in spite of her uptightness, I could not just let her go. In fits and starts, she came alive, then sank into her shell again.
If, you’re going to have a girlfriend like Mayowa, you must be a very patient person, and I really was.
Selina and Benita were a bloody waste of time
When I met Selina and Benita, I thought they were the real deal. They talked too much; they acted like they were all that; they dressed well, were pretty and talked loud, as though the world would end without them.
Just like Spain and Belgium, Selina and Benita could not walk the talk. There was no connectivity between us, romance was poor, and the sex life was horrible. I kicked them out almost as soon as I met them, because it was a relationship that was dead on arrival.
If your woman is like Qatar, Iran, Wales or Canada, please run
Queen, Ibuchim, Wenenda and Chinyere were the most useless girls I met this year. They certainly reminded me of Qatar, Iran, Wales and Canada at the World Cup. Not pretty, had nothing to offer too. Could not cook, could not hold a conversation, were not intelligent, not good in bed, and before I knew it, they were gone, as fast as they came into my life. Good riddance to bad rubbish! Never again will I date girls like those.
Stella, like Senegal, just flattered to deceive
Stella came with a reputation. She was the prettiest girl in her street and all the guys there wanted her, but I did not live on her street and I was more high class than where she came from.
How did she perform? Total fail. She tried to make a good first impression, but without her biggest endowment, which was her make up, she lacked confidence in herself and I had to let her go.
Stella was the kind we called a local champion. She dey like village beauty wey no get level for township. {She was like a pretty girl from the rural areas, who lacked self-esteem when they came out to the city}
Stella was certainly only fit for her class of people. She did not have the ability to step up.
Soso was like Saudi Arabia; I can’t deal
When I met Soso, Justina, Tamara, Claudia and Constance, at different times, I never thought they were going to be worth my while.
They didn’t look like the type that matched my standard, but I decided to go with them, anyways. Just like Japan, Tunisia, Costa Rica and Cameroon, they made good first impressions, but like a vapour, they fizzled out like what they originally were. The start of the relationship made it seem like something good was going to come out of it, but like what they were- Not my type.
They were classic cases of ‘You can take the girl out of the ghetto, but cannot take the ghetto out of the girl’
Typical Saudi Arabia, Japan, Tunisia, Costa Rica and Cameroon. Win one match and they are gone. Silly girls.
Gwen, like Ghana came with revenge in mind
The age old saying, goes, “Never return to your old girl friend,” and that was what played out in my short relationship with Gwen, early this year.
Gwen came back into my life after a bitter break up some years ago, but like Ghana, rather than enjoy the success of a new and good relationship, all she had was revenge on her mind. She could never stay focused. She wanted to prove that she was not wrong the last time out; she wanted to prove she was cheated the last time out; she wanted to prove everything was against her. As a result of this, everything about the relationship suffered and she had to go.
Sad! I do not ever want to have a girl like Ghana that never focusses on the prize, or rather, I will never go back to my old girl friend.
Ugomma, like USA just had pride
Ugomma, like USA was just so full of pride, yet delivered on nothing. She came from a very rich home and grew up getting everything she wanted, so she failed to realize she is in a relationship, which was supposed to be give and take.
She wore expensive apparel and her jewelry were out of this world, but there is more to a relationship than being well to do.
She always carried herself with an air of authority, had a chauffeur driven car, and lived like she thought she owned the world, but her attributes as a girl friend were nonexistent. She was a complete and crying shame. No romance, couldn’t love back and couldn’t take the relationship to the next level. She had to go, and she did go.
Esther was like England, overrated herself
Esther could not last the distance, but she thought she was the best thing since sliced bread. Esther and Grace, like England and Germany believed they were the best, but were just overrated.
They moved around as though they were much sought after, and believed in their heads that it was the case, but no one cared about them, because they were really nothing.
Their cooking skills were terrible, housekeeping skills were worse. Most of all, they were not romantic and the sex? A crying shame.
I never ever want to meet girls like Esther and Grace. It is a good thing they got out of my life fast.
Cynthia was too difficult, just like Croatia
You do not ever want to meet a girl like Cynthia. Just like Croatia, she was too difficult to break down.
She is always uptight and would never freely engage in discussions. Cynthia, in bed was too difficult to please. She never opened up to anything and never showed any excitement over what she was doing. It was only when she hit orgasm that she showed any ounce of excitement, then went back to her normal difficult posture.
She would not smile, so laughing was almost impossible. You would think she was a serial killer.
Kai! Cynthia! She found a way, though, to keep the relationship going for so long. There was just something about her that kept me wanting to stay on with her, but like Croatia, I no want again. She was around, played her part and lasted a bit.
Busola was the best, but…
Busola was the best. Just like Brazil she was everything a man wanted in a woman. She was very pretty and she knew it. She had all the right features and she also knew it. She was the life of the party and she knew it.
I was always happy when Busola was around, and why wouldn’t I be. She would start dancing when music played, she would crack jokes and she would entertain friends that came to the house. Busola is any man’s dream girl. Busola in bed, was even better. She knew all the moves, and her orgasm was multiple times, any man’s delight.
She carried herself with an air of authority, because she knew she had it all. The thing however, is that, like Brazil, she would not last. And just when I was thinking, of making my relationship with Busola a long term thing, she was gone. Just like that. Shet!
Franca, like France was dogged
You would always want to meet a girl like Franca. She was pretty and she knew it. She may have grown up from the streets but did well for herself and she knew she has done well.
She was determined to make it work and it was as if she prepared specially for every day we met. Each time I met with Franca, she offered something new. There was hardly a dull moment with her, even though she was more rigid than Busola, she was more result oriented.
Franca was an achiever. She would set her mind to do a thing, either for herself or the relationship and would not rest until she achieved it.
Franca stood the test of time and I will always remember the time we spent together. She ticked all the boxes.
Angela, like Argentina, and I stuck with her
Angela, was not exactly in the league of Busola. When we first met, I did not think she was going to be good enough, but she was determined. Maybe, it was because age was not on her side? Maybe, because she had been into four failed relationships recently that did not work because she did not put in her best efforts?
Who knows, but she was determined to succeed this time. Against all odds, she rose from the ashes, and whenever it seemed as though it would be over between us, she brought the relationship back alive
At every turn, she put in her best and every time there would have been an issue, Angela was going to sort it out herself, do even more to ensure she was still in the game.
Angela was not the prettiest girl around, but she did what she had to do to keep the relationship alive. Angela is a good girl, and she won my heart and I decided to stay with her.
The rest of the best
The FIFA football World Cup comes every four years and it is a one month long event that the World looks forward too. For the football, the entertainment, the fashion, the tourism, just name it, and you can find it at the World Cup.
Did you enjoy the World Cup? Can you relate the teams to some of my girlfriends? Do you have or have you ever had a girlfriend that you can relate to any of the teams that played in the World Cup? What kind of girlfriend have you had this year? Or boyfriend too? Can you share?
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